"Misplace"

There are so many silly things in life.. such as earlier I was vacuuming while eating cookie...ya know that may have been a little bit counter productive... crumbs should be in front of the vacuum not behind it lol! Before I began vacuuming, I had a bit of a cord problem... My cord had managed to turn itself into a knot! Have you ever noticed that cords, light, and anything cord like manages to do that? How can you lay something down then pick it up and it is in a knot? Are they secretly snakes that coil themselves when you are not watching? Or what about leftover containers? Why can you only find the lid or the bottom, but most often you can not find them both when you need them?  Oh.. I know the biggest mystery...where do socks go? How do they get lost from wash to dryer??  Here in our house we "misplace" things all the time- I have decided there is a cubby where a ghost or gnome of some kind is hoarding them..lost socks, lost weather radio, lost rings.... If I ever find them all, the gnome/ghost will be receiving a very big talking to...